Sunday, September 24, 2006
10:23 PM
let's see:
-jason's set of chem notes 1 READ.-jason's set of chem notes 2 READ.-jason's set of physcis notes 1 READ.-jason's set of physcis notes 2 READ.-jason's bio stack. notes+worksheet.-jason's maths stack. ): 5 big chapters thing thing-jason's physic's notes-L.A. specimen paper 1-L.A. past year paper 1-COPY BIO NOTES (reproduction)-copy bio notes (eocology)-copy bio notes (inheritance)-copy chem notes-copy physics notes-science past year paper-physics worksheet-STUDY HISTORY-COPY HISTORY NOTES (MIGRATION)-copy history notes (colonialism) -copy history notes (nationalism)-copy history notes (jap occupation)-history past year paper-history source base-history mock paper-chinese past year paper-STUDY GEOG.-geog online map reading worksheet-geog past year paper-redo maths revision paper-maths mock paper-maths other schools paper-maths workbook specimen paper 3-maths textbook mid year specimen paper 1-maths textbook mid year specimen paper 2-maths textbook mid year specimen paper 3-maths textbook mid year specimen paper 4-maths textbook mid year specimen paper 5-maths workbook mid year specimen paper 1-maths workbook mid year specimen paper 2-maths workbook mid year specimen paper 3red: yesterday
blue: today
yellow: tmr
green: tuesday
purple: wednesday
went for jason's tuition today. i must say it must be the slackest lesson i went for.
cause i slept at 5 this morning, i decided to go late. and went i walked into the center looking alot like some dead zombie, the only thing jason could say to me was:
"why you so late?"
-.- nvm.
jason was damn high today. that's why damn slack. then he kept crapping alot of R.A. stuff. -.-
sat beside the 3 brothers, wilson wilfred and wilmur. damn funny lah. i forgot what they were talking about, then wilson suddenly talk about some malay barber he went to cut his hair.
wilson went to the malay barber trying to cut his sideburn.
barber: why your hair like that? you should have come earlier and let us groom your hair nicely. like this! -points to some BALD GUY-
wilson: er. WOW. ok ok. you wait here arh, i go back home to get money to cut hair first.
-.- er. wow?
since we were in the main center, we didnt get to see what was going on next door in the other center where we heard jason and the JC students laughing about R.A. stuff super loudly.
then jason kept quarreling with wilmur about R.A. stuff. CENSORED CENSORED. cannot say. =x eugene should know what lah huh.
ohoh. then jason "abused" his employee JOYCE. cause he always mock joyce and she always "slack-off". then i forgot what happened jason said something bad about joyce and joyce stared daggers at jason.
jason: -stands at doorway- AHHH AHHH. DONT DO IT! DONT DO IT! I DONT WANT! AHHHH. HELP ME!!!! -"fantasizes"-
joyce: crazy. like who wants to violate your body.
the fun part came when benjamin came in at about 6.
that's when the real fun begins.
i forgot what R.A. stuff they were talking about, then wilson was sitting beside me and benjamin was sitting opposite me. and benjamin was talking about ME and WILSON. which is NOT NICE. alot of rubbish lah. then brian was sitting on the other side of me and this sec 2 ri guy forgot what his name was sitting next to benjamin. lets called the sec 2 ri guy EM.
then EM like this girl called rachel on the saturday class.
alot of R.A. stuff were laughed about lah. things that are NOT MENT TO BE SAID HERE. then dunno why for some reason jason saw my handphone and took it to see.
me: dont anyhow go see what you shouldnt see arh.
jason: what i shouldnt see?
benjamin: QUICK GO TO THE MESSAGES.
wilson: yaya. read them out for us.
me: dont worry. the messages are CLEAN.
em: ok. NOW ATTACK THE PICTURES.
me: wth? GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!
jason: eh. how to go to the menu arh?
-.- omg. jason very loser lah.
em: give me lah. -snatches phone from jason and goes to the messages-
then they read some stupid messages and starts laughing about them. wth. im not telling you what they laughed about. it's CENSORED.
then when i finally managed to get my phone back and they settled down finished laughing, jason decided to munch on chips.
jason tears open the chips, grabs a handful, throw them inside his mouth and starts munching.
em sees the food and tries to grab it away from jason.
jason sees it and snatches away the chips, and stuffs more chips inside his mouth at the faster rate. then he accidentally squashes the chips.
em: EEEEEE. I DONT WANT ALREADY. jason just squashed the chips under his UMPIT.
-.-
then when jason went next door to settle some stuff, benjamin and em started to talk about stuff.
benjamin: do you watch austin powers?
em: no. im not gay.
benjamin: you should watch the 3rd one. damn funny.
em: there's 3? i thought there were only 2.
benjamin: no there's 3. first one is austin powers, second one is dunno what and the third one is-
em: goldmember.
benjamin: ya
em: i have goldmember on my com. it's damn funny.
benjamin: i want!
-pause-
em: shit! im gay!
-continues talking about other stuff, then benjamin packs his bag and finds a compass in his bag-
benjamin: ooooh. i have a compass in my bag and i didnt know it! i hope it's still working.
-fiddles with the compass-
benjamin: yup. the needle keeps pointing to the north-east.
-filddles somemore-
benjamin: or isit south-east?
me: gosh. i thought you're a scout?
benjamin: scouts dont use compass.
em: o.O then what happens if you're long in a forest.
benjamin: you dont need a compass, you just keep walking straight and you'll walk out of the forest! it's simple!
jason: what if your forest is as thick as mine? -hidden meaning here. you wont get the hidden joke. haha!-
benjamin: no matter how thick or thin the forest is, if you walk straight you''ll eventually walk out of the forest!
em: what if you walk into a lion's den?
benjamin: kill it with a parang.
em: ten tigers? dont tell me you can killl them all with one parang.
benjamin: climb the tree lah! tigers cant climb trees what.
me: -stares- are you sure?
benjamin: well, not as fast as me anyway.
me: do you know how fast a tiger can climb a tree?
benjamin: erm. 3.5 seconds?
em: and i bet 3.5 seconds later you'll still be preparing to climb the tree.
benjamin: true, but scouts can climb trees ok. we're trained in that.
em: my school scouts dont climb trees.
benjamin they do. your school had a scout competition for 2 weeks recently. and one of them was climbing trees.
em: my school doesnt have any trees.
-more boring stuff about RI and TREES.-
benjamin: you know the scarf that we tie around our neck with our uniform? it's a multi-purpose scarf. we use it to climb trees.
em: wow. and you can use it as a parachute too?
-.-
benjamin: nooo..... but we can use it as a bandage. then our pants can be use as a stretcher.
em: WOW! so if your friend's injured, you take off your pants and use it as a stretcher for him! what a big sacrifice! -applause-
benjamin: NOOO... you take off your pants, then you take off his pants, then you wear his pants and you use your pants as his stretcher!
em: you'll do more damage to him! what if he has 2 broken legs?
benjamin: then DONT USE THE BLOODY STRETCHER. call 995!
em: and they're supposed to drive into the forest?
benjamin: then call 911!
em: right. they cant find you.
benjamin: do you know there's such things called helicopters with ladders flying around?
em: and your friend with TWO broken legs is supposed to climb the ladder. wow benjamin. great job.
benjamin: -laughs- that's what your HANDS are for!
then we stopped talking cause jason came in drowning as with MORE homework. then while i was doing maths, benjamin snatched my phone.
me: BENJAMIN CHAI GIVE ME BACK!
benjamin: YES i found her PICTURES.
jason and em: WHERE WHERE LET ME SEE I WANNA SEE.
me: wth! GIVE ME BACK!
-snatches back-
benjamin: was that you in the first picture.
me: huh?
benjamin: and what's with the 3 person picture?
the 3 person picture was the picture of eening sok and liuyi in the art room! haha! and then i managed to get a picture of him without him knowing. YEA MAN. i rawk. (:
then dunno what happened em and jason started talking about tempon. like wth!
benjamin: what's tempon?
em: omg. you tip science one dunno! fail bio lah you!
benjamin: we got learn this meh! someone tell me what's tempon!
jason: you go supermarket and tell the old lady you want to buy tempon lah. then you know what's tempon.
HAHA. WTH?!!?
then the rest of the half hour before me em and benjamin left the center, benjamin chai spent it ASKING and BEGGING us to tell him what tempon is.
and em was laughing like he had breathed in some laughing gas and saying: "STOP SAYING THE WORD TEMPON! HAHAHAHAHAHA."
